So, lemme comment...

Jolin Tsai. Hindi ko alam kung ako lang sa buong universe and di may kilala sa kanya. Pero anyway, mukhang "chick to dig" naman so okay lang. Ang ganda ko namang girlfriend pag nagkataon. Teka, ano 'to, Block & White user?

Zhang Ziyi. Ah, eto kilala ko na. Hmmm, di ba eto yung babe na lumilipad-lipad sa Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? (Ano bang istorya nun? Di ko napanood eh.) Well, she’s multi-awarded. And, posing for FHM ain’t bad at all. Down, boys!

Lucy Liu. Homaygad! Isn’t she a stripper? Good morning, Charlie! Kahit na masel-masel yung mukha niya, okay na rin. She’s got something that her momma gave her to shake! And come to think of it, iisa kami ng smile sa picture. Look o!

Ryo Nishikido. Ayan! Yan ang mukha. That’s what I’m talking about, bebe! Pang-romansang-pang-romansa ang dating. Undeniably, the dakilang parlorista's choice.

Jet Li. "The One," dude. Wag niyo nang banggitin na mukha siyang ape sa picture. Karate-hin kita eh.

Well, well, well. I’m not quite satisfied with the results of this "cool demo that has taken the Internet by storm."  Maganda ba na mukha akong babae?! (Apparently, 3 out of the 5 results are girls.) Sheesh!

On second thought, mas kadiri naman ata yung babaeng mukhang lalaki, di ba? Wateber!

Buti na lang nagpapalit na ko ng mukha kanina lang.
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